THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE MAD MEN, THEY ACTUALLY RELEASED A NEW OPERATION WITH NUKE IN IT

I sexually Identify as DJ Khaled. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking to my kitchen in the morning, and greeting Chef Dee. People say to me that a person being DJ Khaled is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, All I Do Is Win. I'm having a fupa surgically inserted onto my stomach, and growing out my beard. From now on I want you guys to call me "LION" and respect my right to Hold U Down. If you can't accept me you're a khaledaphobe and need to check your keys to success. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep good player :V

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