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Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 5:46am

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 5:03am

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 12:13am

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 10:40am

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:28am

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 11:53am

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:52am

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 7:14am

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 7:27am

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 7:49am

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 2:12am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 8:56am

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 6:22am

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 2:00am

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:01am

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:09am

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 9:22am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 11:11am

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 7:42am

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 8:16am

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 2:49am

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 5:57am

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 5:17am

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 7:57am

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:50am

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:45am

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:45am

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 12:09am

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 11:53pm

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:13pm

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2018 @ 10:26am

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 1:25pm

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:35pm

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 12:06pm

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 9:28am

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 12:17pm

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 6:44am

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 5:40am

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2018 @ 10:39am

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2018 @ 1:12am

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 5:39am

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 2:36am

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 7:21am

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 11:44pm

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:13am

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:16am

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:39am

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:19am

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2018 @ 12:16am

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2018 @ 12:16am

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2018 @ 7:58am

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 1:32pm

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 10:30pm

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 11:09pm

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 1:39am

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 10:36pm

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:50am

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 2:16am

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 10:29pm

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 6:08am

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 1:59am

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 2:13am

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 11:53pm



GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.