At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear. Because… this one kid… became Freddy fi-Freddy five bear- after- this guy William Afton MURDER him. RAAGH! And like… five other kids. He murdered-he murdered freddy fivebears, bonnie the bonniebun, chika the kitchen, foxy the- fox pirate, ROAR. And… yellow freddy fivebears because-cause W-william afton was PURPLE, but he was also YELLOW, so he-he MURDERED the y-yellow bear but also brown freddy fivebear. And that’s why if you identify with-with Freddy Fazbear is bad cause you in the suit cause the bodies are stuffed in the suits that’s what William Afton did, cause he was weird.

As a Yakuza fan, I thought it was nothing but necessary to go to Japan to live the same life as Kiryu-Chan. Upon arriving, I was dreadful. There was no funny eye patch man, and the real yakuza blew out my kneecaps. I limped over to a local massage parlor (in hopes of going on a cool journey like Majima did in Yakuza 0). They looked at me and said "What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing, this is not a doctor, we're calling immediate help" when I was in that ambulance, I understood what it meant to be Yakuza, and I look foward to returning to Japan to go beast style (Yakuza 0 - Yakuza Kiwami 1) and defeat the guys who shot my knees.

Heyyy, Its the pizza guy from last night! You might not recognize my steam accoount because my profile pic is Mami Tomoe from the cult classic anime series Madoka Magica HAHA. I found your profile from the name on your order! Its almost like it was meant to be HAHA. I also couldn't help but notice you were playing on pc.... By the Nine, a girl as cute as you? A gamer!?! I've always wanted a girl I could share my life, soul, and pc with... A 'Player 2" if you will. I'm going to gamestop tomorrow to talk with the guys who work there... Want to come along? We could make it "Co-op" HAHA (:

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You 👈 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑... You're makin' 🐸 this fun 😃🍺.

I'll 🤫 let 👫👬👭 you 👈 in on 🔛 a little 👌 something ✌🤔♂. The yakuza game 🎮, it's not like 👍🏻 boxing 📦. The man 🚹👨🏻 who gets 🉐 beat 💓 down ⬇ isn't the loser 💔. The guy 👨 who can't ❌ tough 😢 it out to the end 🔚, he's 👥 the one 😤😬 who loses 💔. Eh 💩? Don't ✋🏻🚫❌ ya 🙏 think 💭?

In the yakuza life 👤, there are no 🙅 KO's. I'll 📝 tell 💬 you 👈 what, Kiryu. To me, a finger 👆🏼 or two 💏 don't 🚫 mean 😏 ♥♥♥♥ 💩. Having Awano or Shibusawa beat 💓 me to the captain's 👨‍✈️ spot 🌍? Couldn't give 👉 a ♥♥♥♥ 👉... As long 🍆 as I'm 💘 alive 😇, I'll 📝 keep 👌 getting 🉐🇮🇹 back ⬅ up ⬆ for more. Which is why 👁🤔 you 👈... A half-ass like 😄🤪 you's the one ☝🍕 thing 📴 I 👥 can't ❌🔥 stand 🕴. Now DIE ☠, you 👈 little 👶 ♥♥♥♥ 💩!

-rep ten years in the joint made u a ♥♥♥♥♥