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whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
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Operative: "It's worse than you know."
Mal: "It usually is."
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Writing non-free software is not an ethically legitimate activity,
so if people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses
based on non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better.
-- Richard Stallman
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"There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity."
- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"
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A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as
"you could blow it in" may be blown in. This rule does not apply if
the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no one wants
to make a travesty of the game.
-- Donald A. Metz
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Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
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Beware of Bigfoot!
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