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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Howdy[:
This is your Captin Titty speaking ^_^
Ermm wel ugh Ohaiii , I havent talked to you in like forever and it's pissing my little personess off .-. and also I am offended that you outta no where want pics of my eyes...what do you think I am?! A skank-bag charlie cotton headed nitty muggin? :3 so basically HMU soon before I run away & become a hobo;; You have my Skype so feel free to call *_*

lmfaoooo biggest hoe everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

You are never on CSS anymore, and we never talk :(

Ehhh....
lol<3

Same come play whiff me some time ;3

missu

We haven't talked in forever! <3 hmu

Girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO
Boy : NO.
...She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy
: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I
would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight
at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good
will happen to you between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5
other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 year

Girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO
Boy : NO.
...She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy
: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I
would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight
at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good
will happen to you between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5
other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 year

What the hell you never talk to me anymore!?!?! :(

Nick-o-less! where have you been bro :( i missed you :( message me whenever your online but if im not online leave me a comment<3

LMFAO I JUST READ THAT !!!!<3

Whats up playva playyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy