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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 24 May @ 6:23am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:45am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:49am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:05am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:25am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:11am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:38pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:07am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:37am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 24 May @ 6:09am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:34am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:02pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:20am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 23 May @ 7:28am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 27 May @ 2:17am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:00am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:58am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:49am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:10am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:32am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:07am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:17am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:52am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 24 May @ 1:02am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:52am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 25 May @ 4:53am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:15am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:25am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:47am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:58pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:32am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:23am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:38am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:52am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:41am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:25am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 25 May @ 7:05am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:21am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:26am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:28am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:30am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:30am



Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.