who dis

+rep drove me to the doctor after 4+ hour erection

She smashed her exam, she make me very proud!

nice girl, knows a lot of Russian words :)

+rep, nice player and cute girl

Typical E girl

enjoys long walks on the beach

im sorry for leaving u baby <3 come be my roblox gf

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins

Dude, I don't think you get it. I used to say I like feet as a joke, but the more and more I say it I feel like it's being spoken to reality but after my booter experience feet are terrifying and I'm not sure what's making them so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot but oh my god I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love feet

Based

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

added, something important

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-Rep Face Camping Leatherface :3

сын ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, бустится с 2 крутилками

+rep

Penis
Als mijn penis stijf wordt en besluit dat hij seks wil maar ik wil dat niet, moet ik dan alsnog seks hebben? Als dat betekent dat ik geen toestemming heb gegeven, betekent dat dat mijn penis mij verkracht? En, aan de andere kant, als ik inbreuk maak op mijn penis’ rechten door het gebruik van viagra, betekent dat dan dat ik mijn eigen penis verkracht?

+rep You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you ♥♥♥♥♥ liberals.

How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the :hearts::hearts::hearts: more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal :hearts::hearts::hearts:hearts:, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with :hearts:, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

Laten we eens even praten over masturberen, zoon. Als je dat gaat doen als je moeder en ik thuis zijn, kun je dan op z’n minst de deur dichtdoen en niet zo luid zijn? Godsamme, gebruik dan op z’n minst oordopjes, we willen die zooi niet horen door de Bluetoothspeaker. Ik wil niet weten dat mijn veertienjarige zoon van scatporno houdt. Ik hoefde dat niet te horen, maar de rest van de familie al helemaal niet. Oma was op bezoek. Ze zit aan de eettafel, eet een koekje, drinkt wat thee en voordat we het weten komt er van die krankzinnige scatporno uit de Bluetoothspeaker. We horen vrouwen kreunen, ruftgeluiden en iets dat alleen beschreven kan worden als poep dat als glijmiddel wordt gebruikt voor iemands lul. Ongelooflijk onsmakelijk. Ja, moet ontzettend slecht gesmaakt hebben, want voor zover ik weet smaakt schijt niet lekker. Ik heb die van je moeder wel eens geprobeerd, niet zo geweldig. Ik bedoel, het was oké, ik zou het een vier geven of zo, maar gewoon niet geweldig.

saw red vent plz vote, if not red vote me

Ach, Arbat, mijn Arbat, jij bent mijn roeping.
Jij bent mijn vreugde en mijn verdriet.

Dames en heren, goedemorgen

Het volgende station is Rotterdam Centraal

Station

Rotterdam Centraal

U kunt hier overstappen op het metronetwerk van

Rotterdam

U kunt hier overstappen voor de richting

woerden

voor

maassluis

en

voor

Gouda Utrecht Centraal

de

Sprinter

naar Maassluis

vertrekt van spoor

3

Deze

sprinter

rijdt verder naar

Schiedam Centrum

Delft Zuid

Delft

en

Den Haag Centraal

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

Nerd

Gedanken zum Danken
🌀🔆🌀🔆🌀🔆🌀🔆🌀

Ich bin dankbar...

●für die Steuern💸, die ich zahle, weil das bedeutet, ich habe Arbeit💪 und Einkommen💶

●für die Hose👖, die ein bisschen zu eng 🤨sitzt,weil das bedeutet, ich habe genug zu Essen🥘

●für die laut geäußerten Beschwerden🗣 über die Regierung🏫, weil das bedeutet, wir leben in einem freien Land 🏳‍🌈und haben das Recht auf freie Meinungsäußerung📰

●für die Parklücke🅿, ganz hinten in der äußersten Ecke des Parkplatzes, weil das bedeutet, ich kann mir ein Auto 🚗 leisten

●für die Frau👱‍♀, die in der Gemeinde hinter mir sitzt und falsch 🎶singt, weil das bedeutet, dass ich gut hören kann🙉

(Manchmal lohnt es sich den Blickwinkel zu wechseln😉) ❤❣❤

Sende diese Nachricht an fünf wundervolle, kluge Frauen und es passiert wie immer - GAR NICHTS!
Aber du bringst sie wenigstens zum Grinsen 😂👍😂😂

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+rep I see here a skilled Portal 2 Mapper ;)

lil hi

mother

bastard

lil

+ rep
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

well thats true but im still better at portal

I'm better at life than you are

im better at portal than you are

big heckin nerd pizza smh

rush b

;D

^^

i hate you