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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:12pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:53am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:23pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:58pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:29am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:16pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:12pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 6:42am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 6:46pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 11:39am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 7:56pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 5:07pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.