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ObamaTouchedMe69 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am 
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ObamaTouchedMe69 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am 
YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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ObamaTouchedMe69 9 Oct, 2024 @ 11:26am 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
Cat 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:59am 
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Cat 9 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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ObamaTouchedMe69 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:02pm 
We are cute duaghters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Cat 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:57pm 
1 game ban on record | Info
1167 day(s) since last ban
ObamaTouchedMe69 10 Feb, 2024 @ 6:54am 
We are cute duaghters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Happy Women's Day!
ObamaTouchedMe69 10 Feb, 2024 @ 6:46am 
Im daddy's little fidget spinner.... when daddy feels horny he lifts me up and puts me on his huge ♥♥♥♥ and I spin and spin whirrrrr!!!!! I get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning me until I squirt leaving me all wet and his cummies are all inside me.... God I'm such a spinny dizzy little slut for daddy!
ObamaTouchedMe69 10 Feb, 2024 @ 6:45am 
YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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ObamaTouchedMe69 24 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
ObamaTouchedMe69 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am 
DONT READ THIS COMMENT PLSSSS

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Crap if you’re reading this then your parents will die in 5 years. To undo this curse you have to paste this comment on 5 more profiles. I’m so sorry please forgive me. I didn’t want to risk my parents dying
ObamaTouchedMe69 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm 
Safe and happy you will be
Away from your homes, now let us run
With Jared, you'll have so much fun

Oh, little children, please don't cry
Jared wouldn't hurt a fly
Be free, be free be free to play
Come down in my cave with me to stay

Oh, little children, please don't squirm
Those ropes, I know, will hold you firm
Jared tells you this is true
But sadly, Jared lied to you

Oh, little children, you mustn't leave
Your families for you will grieve
Their minds will unravel at the seams
Allowing me to haunt their dreams

But surely, all of you must know
That it is time for you to go
Oh, little children, you weren't clever
Now you shall stay with me forever
ObamaTouchedMe69 25 Dec, 2020 @ 9:59am 
HOE HOE HOE! DICKCEMBER IS HERE🎅🎁🎄🍆💯 IT’S THAT TIME🕑 OF THE YEAR📅📆! HAPPY HOELIDAYS!!! IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ✉️ YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAV HOLIDAY HOES 😏😏😏 ! SEND THIS 📲📲 TO 🔟 OF UR FAV HOES😈! IF YOU GET 5⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 😏❌ 📝 IF YOU GET 7⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE A HOLIDAY HOE❄️⛄️! IF YOU GET ALL 🔟 BACK🔙 YOU GETTING A RIDE ON THAT XMAS ♥♥♥♥🔜 LIKE SANTA 🎅 ON HIS SLEIGH! 👀👀👀! DON’T FORGET TO SEND ONE BACK🔙!😜🎁!!!
sarah 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:10am 
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2💥0💥1💥 9
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Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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ALL HETEROSEXUALS
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WILL BE EXTERMINATED
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ON SIGHT - NO EXCEPTIONS
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sarah 2 Jan, 2019 @ 4:51am 
2❗️0❗️1❗️9❗️ is here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👸🏼🙌🏼👩🏽 Christmas cummies are gone ❌🎄❌ and Twenty 1️⃣9️⃣ is time 🕒🕜🕠 to SUCK TWENTY ♥♥♥♥♥ CLEAN!!!🍆💦🍆Pop that NEW YEARS ♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦💦 like you’re popping champagne 🍾🍻🍾 and get ready to get RAILED tonight!!🤗😫😏 Make sure that ball doesn’t drop 🔵❌ without two balls in your mouth 😊👅😊 so you can get all kinds of confetti in your face💦😉💦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😍😜 and you’re a New Years babe ☺️☺️☺️ Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ banging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you’re a naughty New Years slut 😫💦😍 Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of your naughtiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you’re the Mother Teresa of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! 🍆😜🍆 Happy New Year❗️🎉❗️🎊❗️
sarah 8 Jul, 2018 @ 7:47am 
You can finally send voicemails on steam:
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Jared 8 Aug, 2017 @ 10:20pm 
Let us sit by a hissing steam radiator a winter's day, gray wind pattering frozen raindrops on the window,
And let us talk about milk wagon drivers and grocery delivery boys.

Let us keep our feet in wool slippers and mix hot punches--and talk about mail carriers and
messenger boys slipping along the icy sidewalks.
Let us write of olden, golden days and hunters of the
Holy Grail and men called "knights" riding horses in the rain, in the cold frozen rain for ladies they loved.

A roustabout hunched on a coal wagon goes by, icicles drip on his hat rim, sheets of ice wrapping
the hunks of coal, the caravanserai a gray blur in slant of rain.
Let us nudge the steam radiator with our wool slippers and write poems of Launcelot, the hero, and
Roland, the hero, and all the olden golden men who rode horses in the rain.
ObamaTouchedMe69 27 Dec, 2016 @ 1:43am 
🎶Dashing💨 through the ♥♥♥ 💦💧👅👅 in a one ♥♥♥♥♥♥💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black ♥♥♥♥ 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won’t ♥♥♥😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you’re a frosty ♥♥♥ slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you’re a peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you’re a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅
ObamaTouchedMe69 27 Dec, 2016 @ 1:32am 
ya merry xmas idiot dumbass u feliz navidead 2 me
punxatussy 12 Dec, 2016 @ 3:51pm 
HOE HOE HOE! DICKCEMBER IS HERE🎅🎁🎄🍆💯 IT’S THAT TIME🕑 OF THE YEAR📅📆! HAPPY HOELIDAYS!!! IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ✉️ YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAV HOLIDAY HOES 😏😏😏 ! SEND THIS 📲📲 TO 🔟 OF UR FAV HOES😈! IF YOU GET 5⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 😏❌ 📝 IF YOU GET 7⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE A HOLIDAY HOE❄️⛄️! IF YOU GET ALL 🔟 BACK🔙 YOU GETTING A RIDE ON THAT XMAS ♥♥♥♥🔜 LIKE SANTA 🎅 ON HIS SLEIGH! 👀👀👀! DON’T FORGET TO SEND ONE BACK🔙!😜🎁!!!
ObamaTouchedMe69 18 Oct, 2016 @ 3:56am 
To those scammer who wanted to scam me,
-try very very hard, typical and intermediate scam level is not going to work on me.
-don't try, you never success.

To those scammer who managed to scammed me:
-Congratulation for successfully scammed me. You got 1 week to pay 130% of whatever we deal, or when i found you, you will need to pay 200% plus all the fees i use to hunt you.
Let me make this clear, IF YOU SUCCESSFULLY SCAMMED ME, you are not the first one who thought you are good in scamming. How many scammer had scammed me, and how much compensation i claimed. Try hard, or don't try at all.
ObamaTouchedMe69 24 Sep, 2016 @ 9:35am 
Our father who art in heaven, Harambe be thy name. Your enclosure come, bad ♥♥♥♥ will be done, on earth as it is in Cincinnati zoo, give us this day our daily banana, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive little kids that trespass our enclosures. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from stupid Americans, for harambe is the kingkong the power and the glory, forever and ever. Banana. Haramen.
ObamaTouchedMe69 14 Jul, 2016 @ 5:26pm 
Not only are they extensively trained in bareback🍆 intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex 😈closet in my dungeon😈 and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue🤐. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. My 👨‍👨‍👧daddies👨‍👨‍👧 will squirt cummies💦💦 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥🖕🏻🖕🏻.
ObamaTouchedMe69 14 Jul, 2016 @ 5:26pm 
You think you can get away with saying ♥♥♥♥ about my ❤️daddy❤️ over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting📞 my secret network of daddies👨‍👨‍👧 across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy💦 storm, maggot. The 💦cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥. My 👨‍👨‍👧 daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can ♥♥♥♥ you in over seven 💯hundred💯 ways💯, and that’s just with their ☝️🏻fingers☝️🏻 and tongues👅👅.
ObamaTouchedMe69 14 Jul, 2016 @ 5:26pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my daddy😡😡, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies💋 , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦. He is trained in sexual💙 warfare and he is the top 🍆💦squirter💦 in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will ♥♥♥♥ you the ♥♥♥♥ up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth🌎, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.
sarah 1 Jun, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
Onde fica a farmácia mais próxima?
ObamaTouchedMe69 15 May, 2016 @ 8:44am 
We are cute duaghters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Happy Women's Day!
ObamaTouchedMe69 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:55pm 
- haiku gabbi 2016
ObamaTouchedMe69 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:54pm 
i'm going to eat you
ObamaTouchedMe69 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:54pm 
i want to eat u
ObamaTouchedMe69 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:54pm 
but my heart feels a tender turkey
ObamaTouchedMe69 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:54pm 
my eyes see a man
AtroxGod 6 Feb, 2016 @ 12:54pm 
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AtroxGod 24 Jan, 2016 @ 6:48am 
poop poop poop
:) 10 Jan, 2016 @ 7:59am 
Oh wow. Thanks
sarah 10 Jan, 2016 @ 2:00am 
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
sarah 11 Aug, 2015 @ 10:19pm 
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AtroxGod 15 Mar, 2015 @ 3:23pm 
bb ur da bes
Demetrius 20 Dec, 2013 @ 4:55pm 
Ayyya !
AtroxGod 2 Nov, 2013 @ 2:57pm 
My lovely bb! <3