Recent reviews by YikesItsPipes

I get to grief and I get griefed... the best human nature simulation game ever.

Very recently Epic Games acquired Psyonix for le epic profit I guess, now the servers are down 1/3 of the day, tournaments kinda work since most of the time it wont even connect you or your teammates into the game, there's a recent flood of dumb zoomers trying to win by being toxic, ball chasing and the experience isnt enjoyable, as with everything that Epic tries, it fails miserably with the present state of the game. Other than that the game is perfect as its always been. So yeah, ♥♥♥♥ epic, ♥♥♥♥ fornite and ♥♥♥♥ the chinese communist party.

12/10 Game

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PIZZA TIME REEEEEEEEEEEE

Review at 213 hours: Starting out is complicated... But I believe the potential this game carries is surely infinite, kinda like the hours you'll spend playing it! Highly recommended. 10/10

Review at 2343 hours: WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK!

No Man's Sky doesn't scratch that realism + sim-like beauty like E:D does, despite having a huge amount of content.
Star Citizen will always have feature creep and after 10 years its probably just vaporware waiting to be rug pulled at some point.
Elite Dangerous strikes a perfect balance (now, after almost 2-3 years of stagnation) of grind, gameplay, fun and future content that will hopefully keep this game going for another 10 years. The game is somewhat complex and that might draw people away from it. But once the game clicks for you... well, you're in for a ride. <3