Recent reviews by Advanced Navigator

Innocently went about my business...built a fire, a hunting shelter, ate a few mushrooms. Brief encounters with natives that ended in simple staring contests left me feeling empowered. Started work on a cabin, all was well. But then..... disaster. Hostile natives came at me from all directions, even the trees. As I fended them off with my trusty axe I could feel the strain of combat taking its toll on my body, but I had gone this far and there were only two natives left. I could do this. I could claim this land as my own. They had taken my child and kidnapped me to show me their horrific ways. No more. I would eradicate this evil from my home. I turned to swing my axe. I was met by a club to the arm, I had miscalculated their speed! I staggered back, my armor gone. The native came in for another attack, this time to my chest. I braced for impact. His club hit me with unimaginable power. I felt my chest cave in and my skin burn as I was catapulted at supersonic speeds above the forest in which I had crashed. And then, just as the plane that had brought me here had, I crash landed on the other side of the map.

10/10 would be catapulted again.

such barbaroos

pretty dope

Excellent, the story really hits home emotionally, especially at the conclusion. A+