Imagine, if you will:

You wake up hungover on the floor of your living room on Sunday morning. You look for your phone and your wallet but it seems you lost them last night. You feel a distinct itch at your crotch: looks like that ♥♥♥♥♥ last night gave you the crabs. You hear a knock at your door: it's the police. Turns out she was only 14 and her parents are pressing rape charges. Oh, and by the way, she's pregnant too. You're pretty much ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aren't you. Then SUDDENLY JOSEF FRITZL AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HITLER AND SOME ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPE YOU IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ON THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLOOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII