*사망* bP seeds : THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT
hamburger1 : and he's shagging my wife

your honor, while I will not deny the chronological order of the messages below, it should be know parts of the correspondence have been cropped out in order to fit the author's narrative

[8:39 PM]
hamburger1:
i just came

[8:41 PM]
novocation:
HOH

[8:44 PM]
hamburger1:
i will not comment on other interpretations of the message

thanks

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