Rawr!!

Xin Zhao sat in his room at the grand palace of Demacia. Checking the door was securely locked he opened the bottom shelf of his chest of drawers. Inside was hundreds, possibly even thousands of pictures of Sona. Pentakill albums, posters and even one slightly battered figurine. Xin sighed, wishing the love of his life would also love him. Slowly he unraveled the largest poster he had of Sona while also dropping his pants. His spear quickly rose to attention as he stared at Sona's beautiful face. Slowly, Xin began to polish his spear, rubbing up and down furiously. He finally reached his limit, splattering the poster with his seed. Suddenly there was a crackling noise from just behind him. Xin turned, and there stood Kassadin. There was a long silence before as suddenly as he had appeared Kassadin left, riftwalking away just as he had arrived.