no joke, crazy frog made me realize i was gay. i rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. i noticed i was getting hard during one viewing, so i started jerking off to the frog monsters little weeny. probably the best orgasm of my life, and i've been chasing that feeling ever since.I have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog, I have fantasied about this for many years and I have always masturbated to this thought and only this thought, I want him to hover and fly towards me until his ♥♥♥♥ makes contact with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I scream in pleasure as he uses his frog ♥♥♥♥ to penetrate my human hole.

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I gonked one too many times

- Rep for no profile background

Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

Always watches LOTR on Amazon Prime +rep