Recent reviews by PhlawedLaw

Australian players beware: No OCE servers...

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Possibly the best $20 spent this year.

This game is absolutely AMAZING! I've spent 20 hrs on this game in 3 days, shows just how addicted i am. Its pretty much league and dota but without the farming, without the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and better combat. The champions in this game are diverse and are all pretty much balanced (A couple can be quite annoying and powerful tho) All the champions are also free forever! The loot system in this game is pretty much the same as overwatch. You get chests and each has three items. If you get a duplicate then it gets cashed out for one of the ingame currencies. The ranking system is pretty much like overwatch too. It seriously is a great game, i would reccommend it 9/10

I never knew how to poop before... But after 50 hrs of gameplay I finally awakened to the true technique of pooping.
Pooping simulator 2016...

But seriously, everyone in this game takes a dump like every minute. Well at least you can use your poop as fertilizer XD
Don't get me wrong though, this game is absolutely amazing! I just love this game so much, There is such a large range of different items to learn and craft aswell as dinosaurs to hunt and tame. The feeling of finally taming dinosaur and running around fighting with it by your side is magnificent, but you must be careful as your dinos are very delicate and can die really easily if not looked after properly. The rage when you finally tame a dino and gets killed by a giant snake thingy 2 minutes later almost makes me want to smash my keyboard. The game still contains many bugs and glitches but thankfully doesn't affect you too bad but come on, the game is still in early access, you got to give it some slack.

Overall this game is amazing, I recommend it completely. Its so vast with different dinos and items that it will keep you hooked for hours as long as you give it time and patience. Majority of the players i've faced are kind and aren't ****heads which i found alot better to "Rust". SOOO just get this game already and start pooping everywhere you go!

Bug & Glitch Simulator 2016! 11/10 Would Glitch Again!