I know we only know eachother from online but you always manage to make me really laugh and feel at ease.
And you do it all while being relatable, approachable, smart and laid back, you are a world wonder and must be the most amazing person ever.
And your looks... haha... what... wtf... seriously... like how can someone be so beautiful?
The less I say the better because it's absolutely ridicules.
So I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that I've started getting some feelings for you over time.
But I don't mind what you respond to all of this because in the end I just want to have you around in my life, it doesn't matter in what way.
As friends, aquaintences, real life friends, romanticly, you'd be the best at all of them anyway.
Just know that I'm sending this message with a squeezing feeling in my stomach because I'm worried telling you all this might change something between us, and I'd hate that and it scares me.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny👨‍🦱♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 👨‍🦱♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👨‍👩‍👧population👨‍👩‍👦

Of the next ➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦?

The teacher👩‍🏫🏫 fainted 😱

I'm gonna keep posting this until I get it through your head.

Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a plastic bag, your ♥♥♥♥ isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your ♥♥♥♥ never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your ♥♥♥♥ in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your ♥♥♥♥ inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.

>b-but it's birth control!
No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to ♥♥♥♥ a plastic bag
>b-b-but it prevents STDs!
If you're going to ♥♥♥♥ someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD
>but it feels like real sex!
But it isn't.

This is your daily reminder, now that you've read it you understand the truth. You can reply with whatever delusional comment you want but the facts will remain in your head no matter what you say. Seethe harder bag♥♥♥♥ers.