I'm such a useless twink.

I waste other mens ♥♥♥. I'm such a failure. I just keep having sex with men all day. It's so embarrassing. My friends walk into my room and see discharge all over the bed. It happens so much they make a term for it, "sleepy juice" I just keep getting... pounded. All day long. I just wish one of these men would try something like e-dating me instead of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all day long. It's gotten to the point where I've called over odor detection and removal specialists 4 times and they still can't get rid of the salty musk of the ♥♥♥. My wall is starting to grow black mold from water damage, but it's not water, it's semen. My posters are barely recognizable because the men keep tearing at them while trying to hold on to my neck. (Yes, I do have a strangling kink.) I have gotten numerous noise complaints due to the noise. I wish I was straight again so I would

Ha! Dooked in the box! #MerryChristmas

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+rep got the keeeeeeyyyyss of my

+rep A picture of a big-boobed supermodel.

+rep I'll deep-freeze you with some English beef!!

+rep Why won't people buy a VITA!

+rep KAZUTAKA KODAKA JUST LINKED UP WITH LIL BABY, READ BELOW 👇

+rep At least something's getting blown around here.

+rep Don't really wanna get into it, but I'm fine.

+rep You may hate it at first but gradually love it. Like Twizzlers for me.

Ha! Dooked in the box! #MerryChristmas

+rep IShowSpeed, please open a Chaturbate. I'm dead serious. Ever since you had that.... "wardrobe malfunction" I've been dying to see more of your lucious lock of meat. I would gladly waste my grandmothers inheritance money on donations to see you jerking off that greatly firm, long as a ruler ♥♥♥♥ that has the perfect amount of veins like a pizza with the perfect amount of toppings. If I could see you ejaculating while moan-yelling my name from all of my donations, my life would be complete, and I would be a saved man. I probably wouldn't even feel the need to have sex ever again because me seeing you pleasuring yourself would be the magnum opus of my sexual career in life. Please, Darren Watkins, IShowspeed, whatever you prefer to be called, open a Chaturbate.

Pop Smoke and Juice Wrld: *shooting hoops in heaven*

Pop: "Wow its cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket"

Juice: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!"

*Juice Wrld airballs and hits a girl and man*

Juice: "pass the ball bro!"

*Kobe/Gigi turn around*

Kobe: Got room for one more?

🎵 The ♥♥♥ never bothered me anyway 🎵 😂


A smurf jacked off in my bathtub :D