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Korea, Democratic People's Republic of 
💄 * 😺 * 💎 * 🕺 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 📒 * 🌸 * 👑 * 🔋 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 🐛 * 👔 * 🎁 * 🚗
ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car. "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says. "Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
🏀 * 🔋 * 👾 * 🥞 * 👳 * 🚘 * 🥗 * 🎈 * 💄 * ⚡ * 📗 * 🐳 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 🎽 * 💚
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!