...I'm under what?
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
Have a look at the headlock here
See that chap over? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
This is the bloke who got me on the penis before!
Why did you do this to me?
For what reason?
What is the charge?
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Oh that's a nice headlock Sir
Oh
Aaah yes. I see that you know your judo well. Good one
And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
How dare-
Get your hands off me
Ta-ta and farewell!