let me cook!!!!!!!! :skull: i am him fr!! you deadass rn??, im straight!! YUH YUH!!! LV BELT

I would like to ask for a bit of clarification. Are you planning on peeing on my pants, or in my pants?

If you plan to pee on my pants, do I have to wear them while you do so? Can I lay them gently on the ground, or maybe hang my pants above a toilet, as to not make a mess? And if I have to wear the pants whilst you pee on them, can I stand in a toilet? Is the goal to get as much pee as possible on the pants, or is it just like a territorial thing?

we can do an arrangement where you stick one leg in one pant-leg, and I stick one in the other. Depending on the pant leg you're standing on, you direct your pee into the waist area of the pants using a directory tool, or are you titillated by the concept of techically being in my pants, but still peeing on the outside of it?

I'm swell either way, Darling. Hit me up and let the watersports begin.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

ello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

🦂 He cooka da Meatball