- Before installation: This game looks fun, I should have no trouble beating it. I am a composed, collected human being, with no intentions of being angry, sad or frustrated.
- 20 seconds in: The controls seems a little bit weird, but I bet I will get used to it quickly and will progress fast.
- 2 minutes in: Yes, finally made it behind the first obstacle, that took longer than expected.
- 2 minutes and 15 seconds in: OH MY GOD. How did I get behind the first obstacle again... Well, not a huge disaster.
- 10 minutes in: I am starting to be a little bit annoyed. Not much, just not progressing as fast as I expected.
- 15 minutes in: BACK AT THE START AGAIN, HAHAHA, I AM HAVING FUN
- 25 minutes in: Well, the world is not as pretty as it was before... I am starting to feel a little bit dizzy.
- 40 minutes in: Why? What did I think when buying this game? It was a mistake, but I have to finish it.
- 1 hour and 30 minutes in: This isn't a game. This is torture. I can't feel my hand, my eyes hurt, I should stop, but I can't.
- 2 hours in: I think that my family left me, the house is empty, there is no food, I think I might die out of starvation soon.
- 3 hours in: I forgot how does the sun look. My life is a misery, I have no joy left. There is only one thing left for me. DEATH
- 5 hours in: I finally finished the game. I think it was worth it, nice game :)

9/10