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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 9:33am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 5:14pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 6:09am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 6:16am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 5:22am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2016 @ 8:31am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:08pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 3:10pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 3:53pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 6:10am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2016 @ 10:17am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 10:50am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 10:52am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2016 @ 11:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:43am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:43am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 9:46am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:34am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 8:02am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 8:04am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 8:40am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 10:32am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 4:43am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 10:44am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 2:20pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 9:27am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:44am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2016 @ 2:12pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 11:08am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2016 @ 6:54pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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