Mein_Leben!'s POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 5:55pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:06pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2019 @ 5:55pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:52pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:44pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 12:08pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 9:20am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 4:38pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 5:22pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:20am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 10:29am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 8:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2016 @ 5:05am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 5:22pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 1:25pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:32pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:57pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 8:35am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 8:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:00pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 5:46pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 3:08pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 2:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:00pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 2:58am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 12:52pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 12:07pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 4:03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 12:29pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 4:49pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:10pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 5:55am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 12:24pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 1:22pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:58pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:52pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 8:10am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:32am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 6:59pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:46pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 1:00pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 7:11am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 5:54pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 3:55pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 7:58am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 2:18pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:59pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 10:32am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2016 @ 6:10pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 4:42pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 6:20pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 1:48pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 8:57am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 9:06am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 9:29am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:23pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 6:39am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 6:33pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 5:54pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

18 / 30