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patrick.june   Florida, United States
 
 
⠀⠀The streets lay dead, my heart bleeds as I fade away -
as gunfire and artillery settle, Brown Thrashers pick my hair for nests,
and sing above the battered city, my eternal grave
as the Rose you gave sits in my left chest pocket - flails and sways.
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116 Hours played
- - -[Audience Appeal] - - -

☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Everyone except kids
☑Casual players
☑ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

Notes: Ultrakill has a broad appeal, from gamers who want a break from COD and want something new, to gamers who were there in the hayday of Quake or Devil May Cry. The game can be played simply like a COD campaign, but at the players pace they can get better with the help of the rank system to show them how to play better or with more style to have more fun.

- - - [Art Style/Graphics] - - -

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

Notes: The graphics look simple but they work with the art style well. New Blood isnt known for making really fidelity oriented graphics but it would be nice for a game with this art style to have a bit more design. Dont get me wrong, I love the way Act 2 is designed and it is a massive improvement over the design of Act 1, but there could be a lot more to make the game feel as grandiose as it feels. Granted, the gameplay takes most of the attention but I'm just saying some more eye candy would be nice to really establish the setting of being in hell.

---[Value]---

☐ Free
☑ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

Notes: The game has incredible value, I've played this game for almost 100 hours and am sure that it will double with Act 3's release. I don't know if better support for modding is in the future, but if it is this game would be all the more worth it. I strongly recommenced buying the New blood Trilogy bundle which is an incredible value for 3 games that are all must own games in your library if you love FPS games (especially in the retro genre.) Early access games are rarely worth their value but this game is a rare and great exception.

- - - [Requirements/Technical Information] - - -

☐ 90's PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

Notes: Game runs really well due to the low graphical fidelity, I ran this on a netbook from 2016 with some adjustments to settings that were descriptively labeled and easy to set. If youre a casual gamer on low end hardware this game is all the more worth a purchase,

- - - [Difficulty] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Not recommended for beginners
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

Notes: This game is pretty easy, you can beat the first act with the starter pistol with enough time and really building up skill helps you complete levels faster. It would be nice if the game was more naturally difficult as most enemies feel like their just HP or Damage Buff but there are weaknesses in enemies and style will greatly improve your combat efficiency. Overall I would say a great difficulty set.

- - - [Gameplay] - - -

☐ Boring Idle Game
☐ Netflix in the background
☐ Something to do when bored
☐ A great experience
☑ Cant take my eyes away

Notes: The game-play is great, mechanics are fun and fast-paced with an emphasis on style and these elaborate chain reactions that really make you feel like a killing machine. A great improvement on the boomer shoooters with the style meter and the best movement in a shooter game I've ever played. Not much else can be said other then conclusively this has some of the best gameplay design I've ever seen.

---{Grind}---

☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

Notes: The grind is good, but does require searching up guides and a lot of restarts to really get the best ranks. However, the grind is fun, even if you are a one and done guy, I would still say this games replayability is great enough to justify it.

- - - [Story and Writing] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☑ Amazing
☐ Fantastic!

Notes: This game takes inspiration from the divine comedy (Dante's Inferno) and the writing around the world and 3 of the "prime" bosses (Minos, Sissyphus, and Gabriel) are some of the best writing of mythology and religious characters I've ever seen. That being said, to find the worldbuilding and deeper lore requires grind, and a lot of it to where most players will look past it. I wish that there was more writing passively in the casual gameplay, and there are elements of the game that are unexplained and seem disconnected such as the prevalence of robots, why there are angels in hell, who the counselors are, what heaven is, but the plot tells enough to get away with great world building and some of the best voice acting in a video game, even if you have to work for it.

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☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing (I've seen)

Notes: Never had a problem with playing this game, honestly cant even think of one time. I cant think of many bugs that hinder or give benefit to the player.

---[Length]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☑ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

Notes: The game is long but theres no FOMO and you can go at your own pace, which makes it a great and respectable use of your time.

- - - [Replayability] - - -

☐ Better than mobile
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

Notes: Touched on this in grund, but there is really so much value in playing it over and over, even when you perfect every level the cybergrind as end game content expands the time you can spend playing. If in depth modding support is added in the future this could easily go up a rank.

- - - [Rating out of 10] - - -

8.5/10

Notes:This is easily in my top games of all time list, and with the work that gets put into it im sure its only going to get better. There is some work that is needed, specifically in design, (stylizing the game a bit more) Plot (making the rest of the game has much story impact as the prime bosses) and with modding support and the final act this would easily go up a point to 9.5/10 or even a perfect score (A P-rank, you could say.)

- - - [Should you get it] - - -
☑Yes
☐No

Notes: I cant stress how great this game is. Ive spent more time playing this game then almost any other singleplayer game ive played in the past 2 years. While many games rely on multiplayer for replayability this game does it naturally and offers a fun twist on old mechanics for a new and great game with good story and a great gameplay experience.Absolutely buy this.
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