What a nice guy

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I am a wizard, unbounded by the mere conventions of speech bubbles. I once met a peasant girl in a dire condition, she was to marry an older man of 54 years. She wept bitterly, mourning that she would never marry someone her own age. I, kind beneficient and powerful as I am decided to help her. With an arcane word, she transformed into a 54 year-old woman. She cried more. Ungrateful ♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep looked at me funny