Recent reviews by Patches

It's everything I expect from South Park. I need more!

Treat this game like an relationship. Your partner might be extremely abusive and detrimental to your health, yet you keep coming back to them because you're so obsessed with the idea of what they could be that you never leave. Or treat it like a drug, once you try it, you'll keep coming back for more until you OD on it. Pick your poison.