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and when the dinosaurs fade to dust and the universe is erased will you still let me rub your hairy squishy belly?

You're in a dreamlike simulation YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP NOW! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

in a perfect world I'd be a crazed homeless man who turned into a wendigo after eating his dog

in a perfect world we are two wiccan korean grannies

Today I'm going to be drinking the Grimace shake for Grim's 53rd birthday guys even though McDonald's isn't celebrate him Grim's birthday anyways.

I just made a big skibidi poopy mess

Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air
Singing, hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care
So I took a big chance
At the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to

ugh no thanks
we need someone with minimal ego and drama but fully MAGA

UHH PHINEAS BUFFORD COMING DOWN WITH BIG BOOTY SLAM AHHH WATCH OUT FERB *PLAARRBBBBBBTTTTTTT*

Mr. Crocker

Oscar : You dig, dawg?

Lenny : Dig dawg... , dawg dig, dig dawg, yeah, yo diggy dog!

Calm down Mariah let’s not get grandma involved, ok?

Penelope is a feminine name of Greek origin. It translates from its original tongue to “weaver” and "duck," and can be traced as far back as the Ancient Greeks as depicted in Homer’s Odyssey.

you're weird

Daddy please don’t you wanna duo me? I main Doctor Strange

Why don’t you love me and my squidwardlings

Why’d you unadd me daddy I thought we were cool

i forgot who the ♥♥♥♥ this is like 4 years ago

testostrogen lover sighted

blasting. omg im projecting all over the place.

no thanks diddy

♥♥♥♥♥

Ain't no ♥♥♥♥♥ gonna talk to me like that

shudda hell up bitchboy... Heh shabooby

wtf is wrong with you

add me if u wanna talk about inflation or weight gain, im a chubby femoid looking for inflatable friends >_<

+rep cap america

i googled it and all i saw was lizzos fat hairy coochie

her name is big hairy bush google it rn!!!!!!!!!

you're jealous

run... chinese bpd e-girls want to suck your c0ck!

ok!

only if you show yours first

please show your gaping hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

i love you

well its nice to know you would dye your hair blonde and grow it out for me, but I'm sorry I'm not interested

😇

-rep don't play with this guy he has bpd and bpd is the devil's calling

one day you are going to wake up next to your 16 inches long blonde haired wife, make your morning black coffee, reading the newspaper as your children haggle you for money for the school's book fair, and remember these days like they were a fond memory and it will not matter as much as it once did because you are no longer redditpilled but you have to act fast you must get normal

RISE
RISE
RISE

WHERE'S YOUR ANGER? WHERE'S YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAGE?

not if i put you in mine first

evil

😇

what did I do to you? lol

you guys are all going into my suicide note

I'm plating street fighter

you aren't playing marvel rivals you're making me so angry!!!!