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6.4 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
I spent most of time looking in awe how beautiful the world-building is. Truly a great game.
Posted 26 August, 2023.
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7.0 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Like others have said:
1. What is wrong with the rear tire??
2. Why does it take SO LONG for the rider to do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quick turn???? It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid. And then you see the AI turning corners really quick. You about to turn through a chicane? good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck! you will eat the dirt on the second curve.
3. Because the turning is soo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heavy, the trick to beat this game is to turn off all the aids and remembering every turn and corner and start turning earlier. but guess what, THERE IS NO FREE PRACTICE BEFORE THE RACE. You will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rage quit because the devs are that lazy.
4. How the ♥♥♥♥ can the AI do things that just impossible for player to do??
5. What's with the unskippable animation before the race and challenges? u know damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sure people will keep resetting their every gameplay.

I really like difficult games (Dirt Rally, Dark Souls) because you feel rewarded after finishing them. But the stupid physics are frustratingly difficult and the UX is stupidly annoying.
Posted 4 February, 2022. Last edited 18 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.7 hrs on record
If only I could rewind time and make some of my memories gone so I could play this amazing piece of art again.
Posted 2 May, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.2 hrs on record
Emotional adventure. Gave me goosebumps, it spooks you in a really unique way. The art direction is amazing, the characters are lovely, and them multiple-endings. Oh yeah, this game has a looots of secrets. did you know there's a sub-reddit about solving the secrets of this game. This game is amazing.
Posted 20 February, 2016.
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3.5 hrs on record
More of a piece of art than a game. The story, characters, and visual are all perfect. Gameplay are a "meh". But the ending, WE DESERVE A BETTER ENDING!!! SCREW THAT ENDING!! Please make a dlc to expand that ending.
Posted 12 February, 2016. Last edited 13 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.9 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
You know that one game that has the devs fully passionate? Dirt Rally is that one game. I can't stress it enough that this the best racing game I've ever played, and I've been playing racing games since the first need for speed. It's regulary updated with new content, it's one of the hardest and most challenging racing game, the graphic is beautiful, well optimized in PC, no micro-transaction bullcraap, multiplayer is fun, the sound.... man... the SOUND... I could rev that ford focus all day everyday. This game ain't arcade, this is Dirt Rally, you will ditch your car on the first gaddamn corner. U see that "BUY" button? CLICK DAT ♥♥♥♥♥ MANG!
Posted 2 February, 2016.
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3.4 hrs on record
story, graphic, gameplay, fun puzzle, this game is good, crazy good... if... you have someone to play along with
not recommended for a loner
Posted 16 June, 2015.
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