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Recent reviews by parkerlewis81

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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
78.1 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
GOTY 2022
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.6 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
RetroArch does what Nintendon't.
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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35 people found this review helpful
321.0 hrs on record (266.2 hrs at review time)
"Labor of love" award to its extensive and dedicated modding community.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Beautiful and interesting physics based platformer for up to 3 players that can be played at any age.
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record
Follow my voice.
Posted 20 July, 2019. Last edited 29 November, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
287.5 hrs on record (131.2 hrs at review time)
YOU ARE MOUNTAIN
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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245 people found this review helpful
274 people found this review funny
751.1 hrs on record (354.7 hrs at review time)
It's not Fortnite
Posted 21 November, 2018. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive

Still alive.

Still alive.
Posted 5 September, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
El videojuego que emocionó a Spielberg.

«No estoy llorando, es que se me ha metido algo en el ojo»
Posted 30 March, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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20 people found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record
Shooter multijugador donde gana quien mata con el estilo más molón. Posibilidad de jugar en primera o en tercera persona. Y gratis.
Posted 23 June, 2015. Last edited 23 November, 2017.
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