>I was only 9 years old.
>I loved Bern so much, I had all the merchandise of Umineko.
>I pray to Bern every night, thanking her for the life I’ve been given. “Bernkastel is love” I say, “Bernkastel is life."
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Bern
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Bern I was so happy.
>She whispers in my ear "This is my island."
>She grabs me with her witch hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
>I spread my ass cheeks for Bern.
>She pegs my butthole.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bern. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
>I want to please Bernkastel.
>She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love.
>My dad walks in.
>Bern looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"It's all witch now."
>Bern leaves through my window.
>Bernkastelis love. Bernkastel is life.

Rei is gay

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