Covid 19 trip report

Recieved a package from Wuhan, China. It was a bigass box filled with bats in a cage. I went on erowid and read that 3 bats is a good dose and oral bioavailability is 50%. Its water soluble so I decided to blend up the bats, grabbed a turkey baster, and boof it like I boof kratom to get MAX EFFECTS.

T+00 - a little uncomfortable as some of the bones didnt get cut up and they caused some anal fissures

T+20 I feel the onset, I feel vasoconstriction as my sinuses start to clear up. No other effects

T-50 I feel like I have the Flu

T-150 I get pneumonia

T-200 fever of 106.9 degrees

T-300 my momma crys cuz I boutta have Ego death

T-301 I have actual death

T-400 ...

T-600 ...

T-900 ...

pls corona kill al spagheti

Everybody porcodio

what a legend

+rep SEXYYYYY PLAYER

low smurfing bastard