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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:03pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:24pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 10:55pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:35pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 9:50pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 8:23pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:28pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 11:21pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:19pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:33pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 8:23pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 10:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 10:15pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 8:52pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 11:01pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 8:33pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 8:23pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 10:23pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:12pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:59pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:44pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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