Bring your friends, generate a max galaxy, turn those raiders and end game threats to max, grab oh about a case of beer, and scream and cuss for 8 hours straight as you try to forge an empire surrounded by space hell. If you love 4x games like Civilization but think to yourself, "Self, why does every spend three beers hitting that space bar?" or "Defeating rampaging barbarians feels easier than picking on the paste-eating kid in kindergarten," then this is the game for you.

So crack open a cold one, queue up that research, and turn some bird people into batteries.