Oh wow, you're still living with your mom? That’s... adorable. I mean, it must be nice to have someone still doing your laundry at, what, 25? And 7,000 hours in Rust? Impressive! I bet the game developers know you by name. It’s almost like you’re speedrunning life—just in reverse.

And hey, no need to worry about relationships; I’m sure there's a special kind of bond you share with your keyboard. It’s so nice that you've dedicated yourself to something so... safe. After all, who needs real-life experiences when you’ve mastered the art of surviving in a digital wasteland? I bet the NPCs just can’t get enough of your charisma.

Anyway, it’s really a pleasure knowing someone as accomplished as you. Keep doing you—at least until Mom tells you to turn off the Wi-Fi and come upstairs for dinner.

-rep

hi, bro add me pls! and why you live?

+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

Hey bro! Add me pls