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16.9 hrs on record
Game is very very charming and is pure eye candy the whole way through, you can tell there was a lot of passion put into this game and it isn't just a cash grab. Though its a more linear experience than Battle for Bikini Bottom, I still think its worth its 1 playthrough and achievement hunting, I can see myself coming back to this in 10 years for sure.
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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18.2 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fire as ♥♥♥♥, you can ask my engineer.
Posted 18 November, 2022.
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0.0 hrs on record
Amazing Soundtrack. Pure Bliss. Great way to support Facepunch and Alex's music.
Posted 5 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4,201.0 hrs on record (2,230.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Somehow the only competitive game I've played where "Don't blame the game, blame the player." has ever applied for me.

The game is so carefully balanced, where apart from the 64 tick servers and a few other minor issues in practice, the game doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, winning comes down to pure knowledge and skill and rarely ever boils down to luck, the better team will win, almost regardless. I'm rarely put in a position where I'm blaming the game and not myself or my teams performance, it never feels like anything comes cheap, or that some game mechanic can save you from your own braindead play that you just made and can't escape from.

I'm probably in the minority but I really do play this game to relax. I don't really get frustrated with my team, and It never feels like any death or loss was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay wise(unless you get queued DMG on tuscan with 4 silver masters, against a stack of supremes)but yeah. game is chill, and people always tease me for only wanting to play this game, usually in my window after I come home from work where I hop on for a few hours and its literally because this game doesn't make me mad and is rewarding, thats it.
Posted 25 February, 2021. Last edited 17 December, 2022.
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3,211.6 hrs on record (2,412.5 hrs at review time)
90% of the player base is mentally unstable and I am included in that spectrum.
Posted 30 December, 2017. Last edited 25 August, 2020.
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1,499.8 hrs on record (1,431.9 hrs at review time)
When you look back and remember all the fun times with friends trying your best to win against real people, there are good memories. Its hard to make memories like that when 80% of the time you queue your lobbies are filled to the brim with bots that are nothing close to engaging to kill, it just ruins the whole vibe and itch every time I occasionally want to play this game, hoping to relive what once was, but alas, nothing ever changes, this game is dead in NA. There's almost no reason to play it, it sucks because there's nothing like it, truly, its just a shame to look back on what it used to be, seeing how much of a shell it is now.
Posted 2 July, 2017. Last edited 24 February, 2023.
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