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I don't know how this got on the computer mom, I swear.

I have to say to begin with, I was in the US Marine Corp and I have been deployed in Iraq and Afganistan, I have a wife with whom I have been married for 12 years and two children who I love and adore. I grew up in a Southern Baptist family in Nebraska and have my entire life been a devout God loving conservative Christian.

With that being said, after 1.2 hours of playing this game I have become full blown gay. I now cannot help but watch episodes of Ellen online, have downloaded grindr, and even shared pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ to seven different dudes. In the morning, I think I am going to tell my wife and children, and leave them so that I can now express myself how I truly feel.

Without this game, I would not know how exciting shoving my ♥♥♥♥ into an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, whilst wriggling my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around so I could then get penetated by another penis can be. Thank you, seriously.

Also, you should alow people to copy and paste text into the game, to allow for easier splooging, on the fly. I do love how the more you type the more ♥♥♥ blows out of the head of your ♥♥♥♥, it's especially great when you are wearing a hat on your ♥♥♥♥.

I need to watch gay porn now, thank you again.

I gave this game the benefit of the doubt despite the negative reviews. I downloaded it, and with an open mind gave it a shot. After the first 14 pages of incredibly boring dialog, I had to stop reading and just start randomly choosing options. The play-through took me exactly 15 minutes. I never plan on playing this again.

How this took more than 1 person to make is beyond me. This literally could be made in html/javascript as a website, and it would still be horrible.

Anyone involved in this should seriously be ashamed of themselves, and I have no idea how anyone enjoyed this. Perhaps they are time travelers from the 80's who were only used to textbased M.U.D.S.? Even then I'm sure many of them would be dissapointed.

I wasn't before, but I am now suicidal because of this game. Thanks Zoey.

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