There once was a pro named Cato
Whose CS:GO skills were quite elite-o
He practiced all day
In a virtual fray
And soon became the best in the fleet-o

But Cato wasn't content with just fame
He wanted to leave Earth and play the game
So he strapped on his suit
And blasted off to boot
To become a cosmic potato of fame

Now Cato roams the galaxy wide
In search of new opponents to deride
With his trusty mouse and keyboard
He dominates in every discord
And is hailed as the greatest potato on the other side.