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Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place
to stand, and I will drain the world.
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"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Steckel's Rule to Success:
Good enough is never good enough.
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... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday?
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I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a
beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as you like, while the police
picked up Californian winnebagos that went one mph over 55. After all, they
wanted to *bring* money into the state, not merely circulate it.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!
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Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...
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