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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 7:58am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 8:41am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 7:46am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 10:17am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 10:21am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 8:05am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 1:57am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 11:17am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 2:05am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 6:59am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 7:14am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 7:35am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 4:51am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 10:24am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 10:52am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 May, 2021 @ 1:36pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 8:23am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 6:43am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 5:11am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 10:09am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 10:31am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 6:56am