We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

i first met jackburton when he helped ruin my life by playing addicting PC games. after PC gaming I became reclusive and unhealthy, shutting out the ones I love and embracing the ones I hate. Jackburton is under no circumstance someone i consider a friend, rather, he's a curse. any1 reading this would be wise to avoid this steam player.

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one day our long lost father will return and put the fear of god into his sinning children with nothing but a belt and a bottle of jack daniels. i pray the day comes soon, but i also dread his scornful wrath

xoxo dad, sorry we dont get around to the nursing home as often as we'd like! heard youre doing well and you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the nurse in the ass last week. proud of u and how well youre hanging on. i hear they have big strong walls for you there. anyway gotta take the kids to chuck e cheeses i'll call you around 4th of july!

Hiiii! My name is adam xDD I'm 12 years youngg. I'm taken (((: happily by my 15 yrs gf Amy. She's my everything <3333333 but I still flirt with all the girls in my class :) sshh ;x I go to parties every sat, and part at church every Sunday. Hollaaaaaah!!! Hagaha I luv Jesus but idk I might be athiest. I'm bisexual but ill never touch another guy because its a sin. :( I do weed and I love lil Wayne and the Joan's brothers. I h8 black people because they scare me. follow ok?!?!?!?!?' =D