Recent reviews by bear

smash but not

It's funny. It's emotional. It's good. I don't even like RPG's and this was good. Good length, worth the 10$

bAD GAME. EMOTIONS STORY. GOOD

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

THIS GAME IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE.

So, low key doe.

The key game mechanic in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the instadeath system. "Mike, a lot of other games do that. Look at Super Meat Boy" ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU DON'T KNOW ♥♥♥♥. Do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fight in Super Meat Boy? ♥♥♥♥ no you don't.

So you basically play as what I imagine is a hired cereal killer. You run into buildings and kill every living ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in there. But these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fight back. "Oh, so is there a really cool, intricate combat system like hand to hand ♥♥♥♥?" ♥♥♥♥ NO THERE AINT. YOU CLICK, YOU ATTACK. It's a top down view that has a really obvious influence from GTA 1 and 2.

Mike, I really don't follow.

Well, ♥♥♥♥ dude. Watch video's on this.

But I wanna gush, so if you feel like reading anyway, I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care.

So, with the mechanics. If you're hit once, no matter what the cause is (bat, gun, punch) you're dead and you have to start the stage over again. But it's same for the baddies. Just... buy this ♥♥♥♥ it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.

And I fell in love with the artist M.O.O.N from this ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU READING THIS BUY THE DAMN THING