Recent reviews by Skruntoo

You only need to play for the soundtrack, super omega end of days arcade vibes. Happens that the game is pretty damn good as well, with a simple concept, huge replay value, and more pixels than your 4080 can handle. You may scoff now, but trust me, on the harder levels with high curse values, hyper, inversion, your turbodoom gaming ufo WILL chug. And it's absolutely worth the melted motherboard.

Came for the cutesy dungeon building gameplay, stayed for the cheeky limericks.

Equal parts relaxing and stressful. I like it when the shape go bloing.

Shiggy! Soredingjyo veeshwhoots. Yahito.

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Atmospheric and deceptively simple, Kingdom is a game that will have you forget time. One more level syndrome shows strongly in the series, as one task leads smoothly into the next. In Two crowns, the addition of online multiplayer, remixed gameplay, meta progression, and challenge modes will keep you coming back for another day, another blood moon, another island, another campaign. The icing on top is the improved visual and sound quality; quite noticeable between Two Crowns and Classic. If you enjoy strategy management games, Kingdom: Two Crowns is easy to recommend.

If you like pinching humans, the colour pink, evil triangles, morty, P O W E R, the colour teal, or any combination of two or more of these items, you should play, just a little. Then play a little more, because it's fun to pinch the pink humans to make the teal P O W E R. Then a little more, because hardcore is mean and you deserve it. Then a little more because I said so.

We are the space robots. Take off every zig.

Slay the Spire is the Dead Branch of deckbuilding roguelikes (that's good).

Solid third person shooter gameplay with roguelike difficulty. A natural progression from the excellent but unstable first game into a 3D space with active multiplayer. If you like to live until you die while the numbers get bigger, the screen fuller, and the frames lower, this one's for you.

Unfolding gameplay
Atmospheric music
Excellent writing
Cosmic horror theme

You spin plates to spin more plates and are provided with reading material when you complete spinning a plate to keep you entertained while you continue to spin the other plates. The plates are pleasingly eldritch themed, and their stories will leave you wondering what other manners they (the plates) can be spun. While experimenting with different spins on different plates, spinning other plates in familiar ways will sustain your ongoing plate spinning efforts. Sometimes the plates spin so spinnily they cause new plates to spin, which will produce yet newer plates to spin alongside or atop the previously spinning plates you were spinning. In rare cases, the plates will cease to spin and you will be obliged to spin a new set of plates. In rarer cases, a plate will spin with such perfection it transcends all others and spins eternally, granting you a different set of plates than those you would be supplied should the plates stop spinning. You will, of course, spin these fresh plates and revel in the glorious - or hedonous, or empowering - awareness you were the plates, every last one, all along.

Spin on, bold plate. See you in London.