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You can no longer spam the holy symbol on global chat.

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I rolled a dice for this review.
3 or lower equals negative.
4 or higher equals positive.

You now know the result.

I HATE SONY AND THE ANTICHRIST.

LOVE FROM KAZAKHSTAN.

Edit: We did it.

Zoomerfield, ADHD Edition.

Stick to WH2.

It's one of the best investigation games on the market.
Get it and join me in raging at ambient temperature IQ people in public lobbies.

This game is boring as hell.
That's it, boring.

I don't know if my attention spam is burned by modern entertainment or if it's because I have better options to play in my rare spare hours, but I cannot get myself to finish this game.

It's very well made, polished, has beautiful graphics and a compelling story, but it's so boring to me that I get sleepy just by playing 30 min of it.

The formula never changes.
Ride on horseback for 15 min to the quest location. Watch some cutscenes, shoot some people in the most shallow and boring combat systems to date, 15 min horseback riding back to camp, watch more cutscenes.

Even the open world is shallow. Worse than Skyrim. You have lots of things to do, but after you do each activity once or twice, it starts to become very boring, especially with unskippable animations.

This is a console game, made for the console public.
It's for people who like to sit in a comfortable couch at the end of the day to relax and play some movie/game hybrid.
It's not a game for PC players, who like to be entertained by engaging mechanics and gameplay.

No other zombie game managed to scratch my 2012 Dayz Epoch itch like this one did.

Still would rather play Vermintide 2, but it's almost as good now.

Your yearly zoomer infested, low attention span and agenda pusher game. A true goyslop that you will gobble down and like it.