Ever since I saw your comment on Amazon.com/100gallontuboflube I knew you were a real gangster and I needed to know where you put all that lube. So I took the leap of faith and friended this guy. IT WAS WORTH IT. We immediately bonded and have these fun quirky "lube-offs" where we find ways to use the lube. We put it all over our bodies and goof off together. (nothing to crazy ladies ;) ) But when it comes to the game he is not all that great but worth the lube time ive had. 4/5 good friend and 2.5/5 good lover. Thanks for being a part of my life. - your girlfriends boyfriends cucked brother phil

Statistically 40% of the gaming community are girls, now let's assume half of them are ugly so that leaves 20% that meet my standards. That means about 20% of you should be fit for being my girlfriend. Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Mclane and I consider myself to be a nice guy. Sure, I can't proove that I'm nice but I can promis that I wouldn't treat you the way 90% of men do, by objectifing and telling you to make sandwiches. Although this relationship would be online over skype and within steam games I will tell you about how I dress so you can picture my looks. I'm 6' tall, I have combed back hair (like a man of the 1950s), I wear a shirt on all occasions because I treat everything as an occasion
My favorite game is team fortress 2 but I'm also very much interested in any game as long as it's on the PC or a Nintendo console (PC Masterrace).
If you are interested in dating then please send me a friend request.

“I HAVE A RIZZ” (1963) I am hyped to squad up with you today in what will be known as the sickest mog for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose alpha shadow we mog today, signed the Emancipation Declaration. This massive rizz came as a huge beacon of hope to millions of oppressed, who had been burned in the flames of whithering unfairness. It dropped like a joyous daybreak to yeet the long night of their gooning. But one hundred years...

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant.

Mumble isn't gay - he actively tells Gloria he'd like to have an egg with her sometime. The Adelie Amigos, despite being wacky, aren't gay; you see them hitting on the ladies quite a few times. Lovelace definitely isn't gay. But Mumble does demonstrate Autistic qualities, and other penguins demonstrate the current reactions to the Autistic:

His parents send him to a special teacher only to find that, while she does bring out his talent, it's not the talent they or she wanted.

The regular penguins aren't all cruel, but at one point when Mumble is trying to sing, one shouts out "You're spoiling it for everybody!" while another yells "Take a flying leap!"

Prior to their dance, even Gloria is gently condescending towards him. "It's you just...you listen, you know?"

The humor is there (Seinfeld is a gifted comedian, even in the form of his alter ego, animated bee Barry Benson), and the story is original. But the animation isn't nearly as amazing as Pixar's, and only a couple of characters get major laughs. Anyone who watches NBC, occasionally eats at McDonald's, or glances at a newspaper's arts and leisure section knows that BEE MOVIE is Jerry Seinfeld's labor of love. He's worked hard promoting the honey out of the picture. But because Seinfeld has left no marketing tool unused, the film falls slightly below expectations.

If you're looking for a sweet and easy film that even the youngest member of your tribe will enjoy, this is a safe bet. But if you're expecting a Seinfeld-like laughfest with out-of-this-world animation and a catchy soundtrack, it's not quite that buzzworthy.