Sonhei com vc essa noite parceiro!!! Acordei até meio preocupado. Sonhei que vc foi parado em uma Blitz e q a policia revistou o seu carro, e achou uma mala cheia de pênis de borracha, eles queriam te prender por trafico de pênis e vc chorava e gritava: "eu não sou traficante, SOU USUÁRIO !!!

he let me eat him out during a local punk show. good music and good taste~

meu bundudo favorito e melhor amigo <3

This. This is the most despicable abomination ever. Listen, i found memes cringe before, i could be indifferent to them, or slightly annoyed... But this? This is a whole new level. I HATE the "chill guy". I despise it more than i despise anything in this life. If hell doesn't exist yet we should build one for whoever created this. If it does we should build a new one, because the old one ain't gonna be enough. I want his skin to fall of like he has radiation poisoning. I want to take his spine and stretch it like a rubber band. I want to remove his eyes from their sockets without breaking the nerves and make him look at himself. I want to rearrange his organs one by one, leaving them all in the wrong spot without anesthesia. I want this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monstrosity to die horrifically, get ressurected and die again. I want his existence to be pure suffering. The only way i stop hating this is if i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ d i e

BROOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM 😭💀 I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOM—YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! 😭💀💀 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING 💀😭 MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN 😭💀 THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY 💀💀💀 SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

te dei🤲 o sol☀🌤 te dei o mar🌊🌊🌅 pra ganhar 🎉🥇seu coração💖❤️ você é raio ⚡⚡de saudade meteoro ☄️☄️ paixão 😍🥰🥰explosão💥💥 de sentimentos🤯🤩🥰 que eu não pude acreditar 🤔🧐🤨🤯 aah como é bom 👍👍😍poder te amar🤩😭🥰😍