Cook the uncookable, bake the unbakeable. Bro Bro pass the flour! ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Am I a special snowflake? Heck no, I'm not. XD

Random stuff :P
Just j jay:
i think hes trying a thing called 'Real Life'. I dont know what it is but it sounds crap
Just j jay-
they say we lack something called a 'Girlfriend' sounds like a money sapper to me.
Me- :O quickly find a cure!!! Medik! Doktor! Oh nu ♥♥♥♥ spull hewp meh

16:15 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587 ^-^: pink is teh most MANLIEST OF COLOURS!
16:17 - Black templar 773: its VERY MANILY

22:11 - Black templar 773: he said in a sec
22:11 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587: he better
22:11 - Black templar 773: yeah otherwise wiping time

18:40 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587: SHERRMAAAAN SAMAAA
18:40 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587: ohaiiiooo
18:40 - Shermanator: but its not the mornng
18:40 - Shermanator: dero
18:40 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587: gommenasai ;-;

20:06 - lil yoyokid: if u start it... i'm sure we'll all be in it :P
20:08 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587: Do I have to start everything?
20:08 - lil yoyokid: fine ffs give me a sec
20:08 - [G.D.T] PUREORB587: im just jooking jeeez u toootally fell for it XP

*DEAD* Wubzy : ALLAH AKBAR
Just J jay: i think hes trying to set off a jahid bomb
[GO] Kisuke Urahara: same here

Raa: there was a tragedy when i was young
[GO] PUREORB587: :O tragety!!!
Raa: a squirel took my sandwich
[GO] PUREORB587: XD poor you
Raa: and i was left hungry
Raa: seriously XD
[GO] PUREORB587: Dam squirrel took my sandvich!
[GO] PUREORB587: Ain't anybody got time for dat!

Raa: some people cant live without love
Raa: i cant live without the fridge
[GO] PUREORB587: I can't live without... errrm dunno :3

Everyday convos wit xero ^-^
19:28 - [U-G] XeroZangu: Bach
19:29 - ๖Ͼᴛ PUREORB587: BACH IS A PROFESSIONAL PIANO PLAYER
19:29 - [U-G] XeroZangu: I KNOW
19:29 - [U-G] XeroZangu: I MOSTLY SAY BACH INSTEAD OF BACK CAUSE ITS COOLER
19:29 - ๖Ͼᴛ PUREORB587: XP SUUU cuuuuoooollll
19:29 - [U-G] XeroZangu: I KNOW, AS COOL AS A FRIDGE
19:29 - ๖Ͼᴛ PUREORB587: HUEHEUHEUHEUEH
19:30 - [U-G] XeroZangu: WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF PUDDING
19:30 - [U-G] XeroZangu: This conversation isn't going anywhere.
19:30 - ๖Ͼᴛ PUREORB587: Ikr?

14:38 - PUREORB587: U wot
14:58 - GamerRoman: Wat
14:58 - PUREORB587: ur bday today? :3
14:58 - GamerRoman: OH ♥♥♥♥ yes
14:58 - PUREORB587: :3

22:40 - Red Cloud: stop the tsundere act

[11:58:29] Jason: I dun think they sell fresh apricots o.o
[11:58:41] Behrad♠ (Behraka): they won't get their hands on meh
[11:58:49] Behrad♠ (Behraka): not if I help it xDDD
[11:59:16] Jason: Pls :P
[11:59:24] Behrad♠ (Behraka): :P
[11:59:39] Jason: I shud ask the staff do u know where the apricots r?
[11:59:50] Behrad♠ (Behraka): xDD
[12:01:04] Jason: NOHHHH
[12:01:11] Jason: U RLY HAVE HIDDEN THEM
[12:01:19] Jason: THEY HAVE ALL ESCAPED
[12:01:19] Behrad♠ (Behraka): >:D
*posts a picture of a empty apricot basket*
[12:01:44] Jason: The friken basket is empty ;-;
[12:02:09] Jason: Plan b
[12:02:09] Jason: Hehe
[12:03:17] Behrad♠ (Behraka): x3
*post a picture of apricots inna packet*
[12:03:31] Jason: Haahah !
[12:03:40] Behrad♠ (Behraka): soft apricots O_O
[12:03:41] Behrad♠ (Behraka): xD

Orhun: lek
Orhun: lel
Jason: lek?
Jason: lel plus kek
Orhun: heuheu
Jason: Das goin on mai wall
Orhun: heuheuheu

Oculuser: (Talking about Don't Starve Together) Frogs are like overpowered lammars!

Sun is best game reviewer:
15:28 - Sun of Artemis: give me 10 mins
15:28 - Sun of Artemis: and ill tell you if its worth
15:28 - PUREORB587: oki
15:34 - Sun of Artemis: LMAO
15:34 - Sun of Artemis: BUY IT
15:33 - PUREORB587: YUS

[16:01:34] Jason: Had to go out to buy mum a chrissy pressy
[16:01:49] Jason: Back to eating nomnom
[16:02:05] Orhun: lel
[16:02:10] Orhun: enjoy ur food =3
[16:02:20] Jason: Will do XD
[16:02:35] Jason: Also chrissy pressy = christmas present lel
[16:02:47] Orhun: ohh lol
[16:03:02] Orhun: haha i thought that was a food
[16:03:12] Jason: Leeeeeeel hahaXD

Ninjathedude: Welcome to csgo the Place where virtual items cost more than your Computer.

17:57 - PUREORB587: Merry chrissymaass u scrub :P
17:58 - afro-reggie: happy jesus day
17:58 - PUREORB587: ty XD

*propkills roomtemp*
Room: hhuuhhhh... stop breaking my back, your just doing this because i'm American
Me: Hehehehueheuhahahah XD

JellyThiefMonsta: Cause, liam is secretly a lama, but his parents didnt want his true identity to be shown so the removed an "a" and added "i"

JellyThiefMonsta: Overlosion!!!! (Explosion + overload)

JellyThiefMonsta: He went out for a frag...

Breeze: Dem hobo's can't steal from de cashtran

Dash: Zombie Survival Gaming | Zombie Survival | 100%more Zombies (best name 2016)

15:19 - Derik: brb seeing your name makes me feel like going for a shower
16:24 - PUREORB587: Wut

Breeze: Yo mama is soooo phat! That she lags de internet when she enters de room! (best yo mama joke 2016)

csgo: "Hello from the ruskiii siiiiiiiiidee ~~" - sum russian kid
stone.kieran (squeeker kid): Right in the gut (while shanking a zomobo), my mum is a zombie (tv noises in the background)

*Sheild Drops*
Breeze: Oh no, I'm exposed!

*Topic of deep frying*
Breeze: I saw this asian guy in asia deepfrying a chicken and he put his hand with the chicken when deepfrying and i'm like dude does your hand not deep fry?!!?
me: LOOL does your hand deep fry!? XD

*Playing Infestation New Z*
Me: -whispers- what that barn overthere?
Brez: Yeah that one -fires off two of the loudest rifle shots in existence-
Me: OMG!!! -jump out of chair and has heart attack-

Hovis ninja impression:
17:46 - The Salty Baron: Ayy xdddd come see test server m9 when its done kk bbz
17:57 - The Salty Baron: Maybe I should put that into...normal words
18:11 - PUREORB587: also that ninja impression is going on my wall tyvm
18:11 - PUREORB587: XDD

Starbound:
Janitor Crew: This is true freedom! -sleeps on a haystack-

Talking about Gleam's message beacons:
Admin| PUREORB587: Gleam
Admin| BreezeFrozen: Gleam
Guest| isambardlawson: My eyes!
Admin| PUREORB587: Ur gleaming today
Regular| HandsomeMadMario | blw.tf: hol up
Admin| BreezeFrozen: Stop gleamin the walls
Admin| PUREORB587: haw haw haw
Admin| BreezeFrozen: Huehuhe

Talking about MrSquid (possible DDOS'er):
BreezeFrozen: -Stops lagging- I'm glad he let me off the hook!

First ace on R6: 15 July 2018 23:43. 3-2 comeback was real. With Breezefrozen and Heroofhelsreach.

What more can Pure ask for?
More potatoes thats what :<