Okay maybe not "wrong" necessarily, but my whole life I've rarely been able to achieve an audible fart! All my boyfriends and roommates have poked fun at my farts because they just came out as like a tiny hissing noise. I was actually jealous of my partners who could release a mighty "BWAPPP" from their ass, because it's just funny. Farts are funny.

Anyway, I finally decided to ask my best friend her technique. Like what is she actually doing when she farts? Apparently I'm supposed to be clenching my b-hole when I push one out?! I've always just kinda relaxed and let it slip out. Which is why they don't make a sound!

I am proud to announce that I have joined the club of comedic tooters! My farts are funny, y'all. It's like an instrument, no two farts are alike. I really think I've found my calling. What do I do with this newfound power??

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

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