sexy

get a job bro

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+rep cute

-rep still a tumbling, tumbiling boomer

One day you will understand, son

-rep plays only boomer strategy games

A cheater who is not capable of anything without software can only play with cheats!

Nani zum Teufel hast du gerade iimasu über watashi, du Chiisai Schlampe desuka? Watashi lasse anata wissen, dass watashi Klassenbester in Nihongo 3 bin und watashi habe mich in iroirona Nihongo Nachhilfe Sitzungen beteiligt, und watashi habe über sanbyaku perfekte Testergebnisse. Watashi bin in Kanji ausgebildet und watashi bin der Top-Briefschreiber in ganz Düsseldorf. Anata bist für watashi nichts als nur ein weiterer Weaboo. Watashi werde anata korosu mit Vokabeln, die noch nie auf diesem Kontinent mimasu worden sind, merk dir watashino Worte, verdammt noch mal. Anata denkt wohl anata kann Watashi ni iimasu die kuso über das Intaaneto? Während wir hanashimasu, habe watashi watashino geheimes Neezowerku von Otakus aus ganz Deutschland kontaktiert, und anatano IP wird gerade zurückverfolgt, also junbishimasu auf den ame, ujimushi. Der ame, der korosu anata pathetisches Chiisai Ding, Das anata anatano Leben nennt. Du bist verdammt shinimashita, akachan.

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Dear Apex player, love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. Really need you in my life, you complete me. I would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance. I wish everday I could play Apex with you. Maybe, I would have that chance. Ah crazy, I cannot stop thinking of you. Maybe you woould read me a story with your sexy voice and I would fall asleep. I am going crazy when I think you are caressing my hair when I fall asleep.
Anyway, I hope you wont get me wrong but I want that chance.

He speaks catalan better than you tho

+rep

So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster.

Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.

I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".

bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande

Sans rigoler.

Je pratique la MMA depuis maintenant 6 ans, de la boxe en parallèle depuis 7 ans, je pourrai.

Ainsi que la musculation depuis 4 ans, 1m87 pour 86 kg

J'ai une vitesse de fou, et des réflexes identiques à ma vitesse. J'ai juste à l'attendre qu'il me charge, l'esquiver et lui donner des bonnes patates dans la tête. Je le lâcherai pas à la moindre erreur, le gorille est fini. T'auras toujours des puceaux d'ici pour penser que c'est impossible. Rien n'est impossible avec de la volonté déjà les amis, et de 2) c'est pas avec votre corps de lâche que vous allez faire quoi que ce soit.

N'importe quel homme un minimum entraîné peut vaincre un gorille avec un couteau déjà. À main nue c'est pas forcément plus compliqué ça demande juste de la technique.

Ophion :3

uwu I am commit die of cuteness

cute

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK? and it breaks my heart when I see you tweeting and replying to someone else or anyone commenting in your profile or opening ur carrd and thinking they know you just cause they know your kins. They don’t know anything. I just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a special section in my card so everyone knows how much i just love you. I want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie.I literally love you so freaking much and I can't even describe it, I want to hold you in my arms and just play Apex. You are so cute, you have the sexiest voice I have ever heard in my life, you are absolutely gorgeous and it. You are so sweet it's insane and you love me and that means more to me than anyone could ever know. I didn't believe in love at first sight until we started talking. You truly are someone different. You always encourage me and it makes me smile so genuinely.

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic, look at a chameleon coming out of his egg on his own when he's just being born. Not crying, no helpless wah wah cut my umbilical cord ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he comes out and he's already on the hunt for reptilian ♥♥♥♥♥. No fear. No games. But you? You cried like a little ♥♥♥♥♥. This sums up accurately what my melee is like, born into it. You, you cry constantly. I, however, have no fear, play no games and come out on the hunt for the lust of victory.

90 hours for 2 weeks lmao get a life loser

@BlueWinx piss off m8 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jolly man

Jealous man

Du bist wie eine schöne Melodie, die einem ♥♥♥♥♥ mehr aus dem Kopf geht.

Ophion is wonderful guy :)

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When I found my happiness inside you, especially in your heart, I didn't think of others. Others are just others. After we found each other, everything comes with that, with all beauty.

“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”

– Batman

Wenn die Sonne untergeht, leuchten die kleinen Sterne

Wir sind alle gebrochen. Nur so kommt auch Licht herein

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn secondary school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

amazing guy and philosoph :)

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This is Silence Wench of the Dog Village. I come to this profile to tell you that from now on, you are under the Silence Wench's protection from E-girls and horniness !

What da ♥♥♥♥ did uu just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, uu wittwe ♥♥♥♥♥? I'ww haz uu knuw I gwaduated top of my cwass in da Navy Seaws, and I've been invowved in numewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I haz ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe and I'm da top snipew in da entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nuthing to me but just anuthew tawget. I wiww wipe uu da ♥♥♥♥ out with pwecision da wikes of which haz nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wowds. You think uu can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me ovew da Intewnet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss da USA and uuw IP is being twaced wight nuw so uu bettew pwepawe fow da stowm, maggot. Da stowm that wipes out da pathetic wittwe thing uu caww uuw wife. You'we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww uu in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands.

ophion theraped me

Best therapist on town.





PD: Watch out with his voice

No sacrifice is purely altruistic.
We give, expecting to receive.

come to bannerlord my legend

nicest guy ever :)

95.1 hours past 2 weeks real epic gamer

legend

Nice player..

After a good game of pubg, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great arma and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Sehr geehrter Herr Tobias Rotenberg,
hiermit muss ich ihnen leider mitteilen das sie ihren Synagogensteuer ♥♥♥♥♥ bezahlt haben und deswegen aus dem Judentum ausgeschlossen werden. Ihnen werden all ihre Scheckels abgenommen und sie werden aus Israel und allen anderen Ländern in denen es Juden gibt verbannt.

au fion