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4.8 ч. всего (4.0 ч. в момент написания)
After weeks of my boss hounding me to come up with an answer to why donuts have holes in the middle of them I was distraught. I spent countless hours creating my own donut recipes, researching how the professionals spawned their own donuts, and reading into religious texts as to why donuts had holes in them. Yet, I was still lost. I could not understand why donuts have holes in the middle.

Then I found PomoFarm.

After starting up PomoFarm Tomato the Duck looked me in their little beady eyes and said, "You can do this Jim. I know you want this big promotion and we are going to make it happen."

Well I can say ladies and gentleman, I found out why donuts have holes in them. I found out and made a big presentation for my boss at work which was received in elation by donut holing corp. Bodies were flailing over the big meeting room table. Donuts were being thrown around the room. This was my moment.

After the meeting my boss came to me and said, "you did it Jim. You got the promotion."

Thank you Tomato the Duck. Thank you for everything.
Опубликовано 5 июля 2022 г..
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0.7 ч. всего
I already beat the original title when it was released on itch.io however the "renovated" version presents more content WHERE YOU PLAY AS A FROG. The difficulty in this game should not be taken for granted as it becomes more difficult as it progresses. Also this game is just the dandiest charm jiggler ever. Seriously, watch it jiggle that charm.
Опубликовано 7 января 2017 г..
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4.0 ч. всего
The Fall is a unique take on the point-and-click adventure genre that all fans should give a shot. The way that the game handles puzzles in relation to the character's conflicts creates a very unique dynamic that I have never experienced in other entries in the genre.

There are some problems with the game, sometimes I could not solve some puzzles because of a glitch or two. So it can cause some serious frustration when the solution you are looking for actually doesn't exist, but simply restarting the game can resolve that.

If you want the best experience while playing this game DON'T READ SPOILERS. There is some story beats that are exciting and you would only be making it a lesser experience by finding out what those are before the time you reach the end.

For those who aren't interested in puzzle games or adventure point-and-clicks, using a guide while playing through may not be a bad thing either, the story is a different take on AI becoming independent and emotional attachment between them.
Опубликовано 17 августа 2015 г..
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4.3 ч. всего (3.4 ч. в момент написания)
Lili: Child of Geos is a fun game if you are looking for a easy-going, slow-paced experience. There is not a lot of complexity to it so those that are looking for a challenge won't find one here. The story tries to hit some areas that I didn't expect with becoming independent and discovering what it is that Lili wants to do in life but it never becomes something that connects.

The parts of Lili that really stick out are things such as the attention to detail as almost every room you walk into is something different. The world is also incredibly charming to run through as you hunt down spirits to pick flowers off of.

Overall: If you want an easy game withe simple mechanics this is a game for you, if not then maybe go somewhere else.
Опубликовано 18 июня 2015 г..
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3.8 ч. всего
Adapted from the 1915 John Buchan novel, The 39 Steps is a political thriller that takes place in early 1900's Europe where a bored Scot is quickly introduced to one of his neighbors who reveals an assassination attempt on a Greek head of government that will take place in less than a month. After learning of this conspirary the protagonist, Richard Hannay, ends up falling into a journey that he never imagined.

The main thing you need to know about The 39 Steps before you go into it is that it is not a game of puzzles, collectibles or skill, it is a interactive game that tells a story and you are there for the ride. You click through Hannay's thoughts, then sit back and watch/listen to the character's dialogue as they reveal new clues and hints that keep you guessing through 20 segments that are nicely broken up. You can leave off at any of these points or just leave a bookmark if you need to leave in a hurry. Sometimes there are sections where you click around a room to look at objects and various texts, some of which are incredibly detailed and could probably take a good amount of time to read. There are never that many moments where you feel like you are in control of these "investigation" parts though, usually the only things that are interactive in the rooms are the objects that need to be clicked on, and there are is an indicator on the bottom that lets you know how many objects there are left to see in the scene or that you have already looked at.

The fact that you are never controlling Hannay's thoughts or making important character decisions is never a problem in The 39 Steps though. The text is excellently placed and animated during certain scenes making it tense at one moment and beautiful at another. The choices made such as there never really being a full image of a human character while they are speaking to one another makes you think about who these characters are and why the developer decided to depict them that way.

For those that are intersted in a good story in the form of a video game The 39 Steps is incredibly interesting and thrilling throughout. I would highly suggest it to anyone that enjoys visual novels, point and click games or the original book.
Опубликовано 14 марта 2015 г..
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6.1 ч. всего (4.0 ч. в момент написания)
Velvet Sundown is made up of those moments on TF2 where everyone does the conga and pretends they are the alien mafia from mars. It is like the moments where you gather a bunch of strangers to all dance while a game is running. The game isn't about killing, capturing or even somewhat progression.

Roleplaying is your weapon, and if a bartender can sell me cat butt then seduce me to swim with him in the ocean full of leeches then you can enjoy this game.
Опубликовано 1 августа 2014 г..
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5.3 ч. всего
I recommend this game simply on the fact that it will suck you in after playing it for a little while. The mechanics are interesting and fun because you want to see your little game company evolve. That being said I think there is a lot more to be said about this game besides defining whether it's good or bad.

Game Dev Tycoon is interesting because it's a look inside the minds of developers at Greenheart Games. You see how they view the industry's comings and goings, what they think of reviews and what makes a developer tick. It's a tough thing to bring upon yourself, and there is probably a lot of criticism out there for it. There are things that are disagreeable such as a record breaking game in Game Design only getting an average of 4 from critics or the fact that I am still devloping games for Xbox One that involve 2D graphics and basic human physics. But there is also little snippets of nostalgia added into the game such as the day long partnership that Nintendo and Sony forged to create a console.

After that there is not much to this game, eventually you will get to a point where the dialogue is repeating itself and you click through it because it doesn't feel charming or unique. You may quit the game before you even reach the end of the console generations becuase you are so filthy rich and full of research that you don't need to see what is beyond that horizon. And if you do peek over that hill to see what is at the end, lemme tell you that it feels like it never ends.

Overall Game Dev Tycoon is not the greatest game out there, but it has interesting points to look at. The biggest thing that bothers me about this game though is that I have played something incredibly similar on my ipod called "Game Dev Story".
Опубликовано 11 января 2014 г..
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2.9 ч. всего (1.7 ч. в момент написания)
Raise your cute, pink-haired duchess to become the ruler of all people!
Long Live the Queen is a fun game that revolves around raising Elodie, the next in line to rule the nation. There are three things that you have to focus on, mood, knowledge and future situations.
At first you will think that you want to keep Elodie happy, because why wouldn't you want her to be happy? But what you oare really looking for is the exact mood that is going to boost the knowledge that she gains in classes. And that knowledge will help you in future situations.

The game is about planning what could happen in the future and raising your stats accordingly to avoid death. It's a lot of fun and you can get through a run in about an hour.
Опубликовано 1 января 2014 г..
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5.0 ч. всего
Storytelling is has been up and coming throughout video games' life span with writing comparible to hollywood blockbusters and New York Times bestsellers

Brothers goes into storytelling differently than anything else I have played. Many games you can watch someone else play but Brothers is something you cannot experience the same way unless you are playing it. Do not look too much into reviews and don't have any expectations and by the end of the game you will be satisfied with a unique experience creating a emotional bond between you and the two boys.

The only warning I have about this game is that it is short. It's not bad if you don't care about price compared ot content but this game only lasts around 2-4 hours depending on how you play it. That being said it is completely worth the experience.
Опубликовано 4 октября 2013 г..
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139.7 ч. всего (63.8 ч. в момент написания)
If you have a computer you have to have Team Fortress 2. Simple as that.
Опубликовано 9 февраля 2012 г..
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